m15m presents a recap of 300 that is far, far more enjoyable than the actual movie even if you did spend most of it giggling like I did.
WARNING: Monitor spew may result if attempts are made to read this while eating or drinking.
LEONIDAS: Athenians? Those philosophers! Bleeding-heart Liberals! Boy-lovers!
SOME PERSIAN: Wait… so… you guys aren’t…?
LEONIDAS: Hell no! We’re just cousins.