Q/Bond What if AU. Specifically what if something kept Bond from becoming 007? Well, we’d get action, humor, some very nice hurt/comfort fluff, sexy slash, and lots of clever dialog.
“Five years ago, Commander James Bond of Her Majesty's Royal Navy left England in disgrace, escaping a court martial -- and what should have been a promising career in MI6 with Alec Trevelyan, his oldest friend. He becomes a mercenary, selling his military expertise to the highest bidder, though not once does he act against England or her interests.
Now, new intelligence has possibly located Bond in the United States, and Alec is tasked with the mission to bring him back to MI6. But to do so will require a very unique type of field operative -- one Bond will never suspect.
Enter Aidan Green, codename Q.”
House/Wilson first time fic with really great dialog.
"Mmmh. I love lawyerspeak," Wilson said eventually. "It's okay to date co-workers so long as we don't catch you doing it and you agree that you'll never break up and if you do one of you will quit and never return. Also, according to this, every nurse on our floor could sue you for creating a sexually hostile work environment."
"Not if I tell them I'm doing the head of Oncology. Then I'm just their funny gay friend," House answered. "Keep reading."
It Gets Better
Sherlock does an It Gets Better Video. Have some Kleenex handy when you read it.
Black Widow, Nick Fury, and Hawkeye: Anime Style
Animated by Mad House!!
I’m not sure what this is but I want it.
Discworld Watch story but I don’t think you’d need to know much about them to find it funny. If you DO, however, it’s hilarious.