ranuel (ranuel) wrote,

Oh, elephant!!

Warning, I nearly aspirated black beans and rice when I read this.

From The Oklahoman

An Oklahoma couple driving home from church nearly slammed into a giant pachyderm that had escaped from a nearby circus late Wednesday.

"Didn't have time to hit the brakes. The elephant blended in with the road," driver Bill Carpenter said Thursday. "At the very last second I said 'elephant!'"

NOT what I would have said and I'll bet neither did he. Makes a nice euphemism though.


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