Warning, I nearly aspirated black beans and rice when I read this.
From The Oklahoman
An Oklahoma couple driving home from church nearly slammed into a giant pachyderm that had escaped from a nearby circus late Wednesday.
"Didn't have time to hit the brakes. The elephant blended in with the road," driver Bill Carpenter said Thursday. "At the very last second I said 'elephant!'"
NOT what I would have said and I'll bet neither did he. Makes a nice euphemism though.