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04 November 2008 @ 06:25 am
And Now A Word From The Silly Party  
From their email:

The somewhat important 2008 election is upon us.

Silly though we may usually be, we at the Committee to Elect Michael Palin President would like to take a moment to say, in all seriousness...

VOTE!

Vote like the wind!

Vote like you've never voted before!

Vote like your life depends on it! (It may)

Vote like the ice caps are melting! (They are)

Vote like if you don't then the Spanish Inquisition will fry you up and toss you into a Spanish Omelet!

Vote like a crazed weasel with its head on fire that has to vote in order for someone to dunk its head in a bucket of water, thus dousing the fire and eliciting
a collective sigh of relief from every other potentially flammable weasel, stoat or ocelot in the vicinity.

VOTE, YOU MISERABLE BASTARD, AS IF BY DOING SO YOU CAN KEEP AN OIL-DRILLING, WOLF-KILLING, IGNORANT ALASKAN MOOSE-MUNCHER FROM EVER GETTING HER IGNORANT, WELL-MANICURED FINGER ANYWHERE NEAR THE BIG RED
ARMAGEDDON BUTTON! (You can)

Ahem.

We believe we've made our point.


SPLUNGE!


Until next time...

Your friends at the Temporarily Serious Though Usually Quite Silly Party


P.S. If you're not a U.S. citizen, please feel free to close your eyes and vote metaphysically.
 
 
 
Don't jiggle the ramune!: Whoa!fenikkusuken on November 4th, 2008 06:14 pm (UTC)
*chokes on coffee*

OMG, this is GOLD.

I voted metaphorically. Do I get a cookie?
ranuelranuel on November 4th, 2008 06:28 pm (UTC)
cookie
Don't jiggle the ramune!: YashToothyGrin (please do not gank)fenikkusuken on November 4th, 2008 06:41 pm (UTC)
NOM NOM NOM
ext_127434 on November 5th, 2008 06:03 pm (UTC)
That election thing we did yesterday
Vote like a stoat.

So that's what I did.