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11 November 2009 @ 12:01 pm
Oh, elephant!!  

Warning, I nearly aspirated black beans and rice when I read this.

From The Oklahoman


An Oklahoma couple driving home from church nearly slammed into a giant pachyderm that had escaped from a nearby circus late Wednesday.

"Didn't have time to hit the brakes. The elephant blended in with the road," driver Bill Carpenter said Thursday. "At the very last second I said 'elephant!'"

NOT what I would have said and I'll bet neither did he. Makes a nice euphemism though.


 


 
 
 
the Duchess of Crack! and the Queen of Fluffkiramaru7 on November 11th, 2009 06:00 pm (UTC)
XD How can you NOT see an elephant in the middle of the road? XD
ranuel: Elephant Pounceranuel on November 11th, 2009 06:17 pm (UTC)
Obviously the elephant was wearing sunglasses.

Oooooold Joke:
Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
A. Here come the elephants.

Q. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming wearing their sunglasses?
A. Nothing, he didn't recognize them.
Too Many Voices In My Head...: FACEPALMalterfano on November 11th, 2009 08:14 pm (UTC)
well, isnt' it obvious? he's from Oklahoma. I have relatives there, so I know...
the Duchess of Crack! and the Queen of Fluffkiramaru7 on November 11th, 2009 08:59 pm (UTC)
Oh... so he couldn't see the elephant because the guys' from Oklahoma & the elephant had on sunglasses... XD Now if that was here in NY, people would notice it & then pretend one sees an elephant in the middle of the road all the time, so it's no big deal. Catch us on a good day, the elephant would get the finger for cutting us off & blocking traffic. ;p And especially where I live, EVERYONE with more money than brains would want to run out & get that "new SUV" they just saw. ;p
Too Many Voices In My Head...: LOLalterfano on November 11th, 2009 09:16 pm (UTC)
yep. that sounds about right!
the Duchess of Crack! and the Queen of Fluffkiramaru7 on November 11th, 2009 09:16 pm (UTC)
*laughs* ;p
the Duchess of Crack! and the Queen of Fluffkiramaru7 on November 11th, 2009 06:18 pm (UTC)
*face palms* That explains it! ;p

*laughs* YAY! for silliness!!! Cute lil jokes!